A few years ago my buddies and I drove through the Florida keys from Miami to Key West.
If you have never taken that drive, you should, because it’s absolutely gorgeous.
On the way back we stopped at a marina, because it had an awesome sign that said “Charter Shark Fishing”.
Shark Fishing sounded cool.
And you know what, we went out on a boat, and threw our bait into the water, and we caught THREE SHARKS.
But I was disappointed. Because *I* was expecting one of those big toothy reef sharks that look dangerous, or a hammerhead or great white or something.
But all we got were lame-o nurse sharks. You know, the ones that look kind of scary, but really they just swim around looking like sharks, scaring people and eating plankton or something.
It reminds me a lot of the guys at clubs. You see these guys, they are dressed cool, they look confident.
They look like sharks.
But they’re nurse sharks. They have no teeth.
Don’t let their appearance psych you out.
Go ahead, jump in the water.
You don’t even need to be tough to steal their dinner.
And remember – not everything that looks like a shark is really a shark.
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