Every time you catch a narcissist doing something wrong, they always recite this little prayer. Sometimes the words change, and sometimes they recite it over days or weeks, but it always comes out.
A Narcissist’s Prayer
That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did…
You deserved it.