Everyone loves a cheesy pickup line once in a while. The great thing about cheesy or funny pickup lines is that even if they’re bad, sometimes they’re just so bad that they’re good.
With this in mind, I polled my twitter followers with this question:
Guys and girls – what’s the cheesiest pickup line you’ve ever heard or used.— Chris Shepherd (@LS_Tenmagnet) April 10, 2016
The secret is, a good cheesy pickup line needs to be so bad that its pretty clear that you know it’s a cheesy pickup line. If it sounds like you’re actually trying, but failing, you’ll get blown out pretty quickly.
Another advantage of using a deliberately cheesy pickup line is that it helps you to relax and become “outcome independent”. A cheesy pickup line forces you to give up your desire to impress the girl you’re approaching, and instead you have to focus on just having fun and being spontaneous.
Anyway, here are some of the responses:
Lines so bad they’re good
This one I actually use in a few situations:
Guy: Are you friendly?
Girl: Uhh, I guess…
Guy: Good, because my mom told me she’s kicking me out of the basement if I don’t make any friends tonight. You’ll do.
Girl: Wait, you live with your mom?
Guy: Yeah, but I have my own bed.
You can continue going with this, trying to literally say the worst lines you can think of – it’s usually hilarious.
Another alternative to cheesy pickup lines is playing the The Three Word Game.
In the library:
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Her: Uhh, what?
Him: Sorry, that’s a lousy icebreaker.
Another Cheesy Pickup Line for Tinder
Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know what you’re doing but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Cheesy pickup lines that are just bad
After the lines that are so cheesy they’re good, we also got a lot of just plain bad lines.
Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong
Did you just fart!? Because you blew me away.
The cheesiest pickup line of all.
There’s only one cheesy pickup line that I tell guys to never ever use – but it comes in hundreds of flavours. This is a pickup line that is so bad it makes you look boring and needy and unoriginal in just three words. That pickup line?
“Hey what’s up?”
Not only is this the most used pickup line ever, but it also reveals to the world that you have absolutely nothing to say, and you’re not ashamed of it. You might as well be saying “So, do YOU have anything interesting to say to ME?”
Other variations of this cheesy pickup line are “How you doing?”, “So, what are you girls up to?”, “Havin’ fun?”, “How’s your night going, ladies?” etc. Practice saying ANYTHING but “what’s up?” and you’ll be doing better than 50% of guys out there. Here are some good pickup lines to check out if you’re interested.
What’s your cheesy pickup line? Share them on twitter:
Very important research question: what is the cheesiest #pickup line you have ever heard or used?
— Chris Shepherd (@LS_Tenmagnet) April 10, 2016
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